Welcome to club1999: How you can be a member in the next few minutes

Hello,

Thank you for your interest in club1999.

Kumekucha's club1999 is an exclusive place where Chris Kumekucha publishes VERY highly sensitive information that cannot possibly appear on any web site, web page or on social media. Subscribers receive all the sizzling highly sensitive information in their private email inbox.

I really wish it were possible to give membership to this club for free (please ensure that you view the video above and you will understand) but you will appreciate that getting the tons of privileged information I usually get is not easy, if it were everybody would have it. As well as maintaining my informants on the ground cannot surely be cheap. Not to mention the dozens of videos I produce daily and post on Youtube for Kenyans to enjoy. More on this later.



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* Information to club members is in the form of regular articles and highly sensitive video news and features that you can easily view on your computer or smart phone.

* Club members also receive regular election news updates as Kumekucha himself receives them from informants and sources all over the country built and nurtured from 12 solid years of controversial political blogging.

* Club members can get all the books published by Kumekucha in the past (15 of them) as well as new ones for FREE. In other words one fee covers everything.

* Club members also get personal dossiers analyzing the stiff campaign for governor in your county or race for MP, complete with updates until election results are announced. All you need to do is request for a specific area of interest via email.

* Membership is about to hit the maximum number allowed for efficient service and delivery of content and so it is highly recommended that you join ASAP at your earliest possible convenience.

* Membership of Kumekucha's club1999 costs only Kshs 1,999/- OR $
US19.99 This covers SIX months membership. 

Kshs 2,999/- or $US29.99 covers LIFE membership.

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To sum it up...

You are guaranteed highly sensitive information. Very sensitive. On politics and politicians. Most of it cannot be published on the open web.

Also analysis on politics, more so in the run up to the general elections.

We also do regular flashbacks in our video presentations to help folks grasp the current political scenario better.

Kumekucha has a record of revealing information that you cannot find anywhere else. Some of it lands in the public domain weeks, months and sometimes years later.

For instance we revealed in 2010 that the intelligence service had stationed people in the leading cell phone companies to spy on its' own citizens. I notice that the Daily Nation carried that story on 16th March 2017, over 6 years later.

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The content is served on videos and articles delivered via email daily. It is like having your own private TV channel that gives you political content NOT available to others.
Become a member of club1999 now. You will never regret it.

All you need to do is Mpesa 1,999/- to my assistant Carol Peters on 0701 333112 or Paypal $19.99 to the email umissedthis@gmail.com.

This membership lasts SIX months.
Life membership:- Kshs 2,999/- or $US29.99

Please feel free to ask me any questions you have or seek any clarifications. Email me at umissedthis@gmail.com. A very warm welcome to you in advance.

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Welcome to club1999: How you can be a member in the next few minutes

Hello, Thank you for your interest in club1999. Kumekucha's club1999 is an exclusive place where Chris Kumekucha publishes VERY high...